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Credit Crisis Jokes

October 13th, 2008 at 10:38 am

I enjoyed these jokes from the BBC website on the credit crisis:

For Geography students Only: What's the capital of Iceland? Answer:
About Three Pounds Fifty...
John Green, Chessington, Surrey, UK

Latest news, the Isle of Dogs Building Society has collapsed. They've
called in the retrievers.
Jez, Frodsham,UK

Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've
lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
Sottovoce , Cambridge, UK

But it does help to see the market up a bit!

3 Responses to “Credit Crisis Jokes”

  1. Broken Arrow Says:

    Hahah, I laughed out loud at the last joke....

    Ahem.

  2. my english castle Says:

    Yeah, it does conjure images of my ex-husband. (Restraining self from saying anything further)

  3. PauletteGoddard Says:

    Have you heard this one?
    "What's the difference between a Lehman Bros. trader and a pigeon?"

    "A pigeon can still make a deposit on a Ferrari."

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