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October 13th, 2008 at 05:38 pm

I enjoyed these jokes from the BBC website on the credit crisis:

For Geography students Only: What's the capital of Iceland? Answer:
About Three Pounds Fifty...
John Green, Chessington, Surrey, UK

Latest news, the Isle of Dogs Building Society has collapsed. They've
called in the retrievers.
Jez, Frodsham,UK

Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've
lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
Sottovoce , Cambridge, UK

But it does help to see the market up a bit!

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3 Responses to “Credit Crisis Jokes”

  1. Broken Arrow Says:
    October 13th, 2008 at 05:41 pm 1223919664
    1223919664

    Hahah, I laughed out loud at the last joke....

    Ahem.

  2. my english castle Says:
    October 13th, 2008 at 05:53 pm 1223920398
    1223920398

    Yeah, it does conjure images of my ex-husband. (Restraining self from saying anything further)

  3. PauletteGoddard Says:
    October 13th, 2008 at 06:57 pm 1223924279
    1223924279

    Have you heard this one?
    "What's the difference between a Lehman Bros. trader and a pigeon?"

    "A pigeon can still make a deposit on a Ferrari."

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